Nutty (Billy Madison)

horrid inside joke that isn't related to the adam sandler film

Overview

He has a really deep voice and massive balls. His favorite color is red, which is probably the same color as his blood.

Story

Back by unpopular demand. Many alternate Nutty's roam the universe, one sun god, one cryptid fighter, and one who had a heart attack on a golf course. He's wanted by the police, and maybe some space magicians. Best friends with the other worst man alive, Pibis' Balls Johnson.

Full lore:

once apon a time nuty was in the island of taco hell wehn one day he got bored of the stports on the island so he said "fuk u i want to beat peop;e up:" so he took boxing lessons and soon joined smash brothers, where he met magic mario. magic mario sais: "do you want to be friends "so he said sure and they reinged surpresme. super fucking magic mario and nuty beat eup everybody for years and years until notty gut mad with powerer after being tired of fighting. he sold his soul to the devil. after causing a dimentsional split wich made more of him, bhe become a sun god and had to be stopped by a rag-tag group of magic guy ss who said "hey ; die". then they shot him full of c4 spells and then and then he fucking exploded into ten trillion pieces and was left with only a remnent of golden pants... because he pissed himself so hard after dying that all that was left with his golden piss pants. soon after hi s alternates were brought to the world. stroke nutty (also known as stroke one) went golfing but after several strokes (literal) a he became a fighter too and he fucking kicks ass, but everyone still hates him because he's so good aat beating people up. at the bvery least he's not mad with bpower though he's just really smarts seeming even aftere several strokes alos normal nutty is exists though far from norma. he just lives omn the island and tries to be really cool like he always dose. have you met balls? balls johnson? he's favorite color ais yellow. piss ywellow... just like gthe gold sun god nutty!!!! balls johnson is one of nutty's best friends and everyone hates them. balls says "destroy anus"? somebody please kill these two. nutty has already died once, so it is possible to murder him. just do it again. balls too. bust his balls. make them cumsplode or something, it probably owuldnt be too hard

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Abilities

I have no fucking idea.

Nutting Facts

  • His sun god variant actually already exploded long ago, why do we keep bringing this up?
  • He looks like a fucking nerd.
  • Has a brother named Cashew, who is significantly more normal.
  • Appearently Cashew is virtually married to Permafrost. Perma refused to comment.
  • "Stroke 1" Nutty and regular Nutty are the only surviving Nutties as of writing.
  • Balls isn't a Nutty, so he's alive unfortunately.
  • Nutty's favorite word is "fuq", and "evil chicken nugget" the latter of which isn't even a word its a phrase. fuck you.
  • TURBO BLAST's self-proclaimed "worst enemy". We tried to reach TURBO BLAST, but appearently he's dead.

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