The stone-faced magic expert Ozwald. He brews, he enchants, he casts. He's the solid ground to keep Dunk from going apeshit.
After the griefing of his town Erta, Ozwald seeks out the culprits: the notorious Satan.zip gang, to ensure the safety of his home and fellow awkward stick-friends.
Spellcasting, cursing, uncursing, magic shields and magic missiles and REAL missiles should he need them. He is always prepaired.